Jingly jangles

It took me an absolute age to get my arse in gear this morning, would I go to the gym, wouldn't I go to the gym, would I go to the beach and exercise, wouldn't I go, jeez decisions, decisions, eventually around noon I threw my gym gear on and went to the gym, then I threw some weights around, daring any of the muscle studs to invade my space, I primped and preened in front of the mirrors, well if its good enough for the boys its good enough for me. On walking from one room to another I noticed a woman on the treadmill in a dress, obviously dress code is not adhered to and the thought of her jingly bum being exposed as she increased speed was quite nauseating, thats what lycra is for lady to stop the jingles jangling........


I returned home to My Beloved and we set off for the beach and a stroll along the prom, the heat was very intense and I wish I had reconsidered my neighbours offer of a hat, having recently purchased face cream I have found out to my dismay it doesn't actually contain SPF, so my face is now lathered in factor 34 in the vain hope that it will not get any redder. Having done one length of the prom we stopped for refreshments, and I ordered a scoop of ice cream and a diet coke, just the one! boy was it lovely My Beloved did try my lovely drink but thankfully he didn't like it. We finished the second length of the prom and headed home, I left My Beloved doing what he does and headed for the shower and then the shops.  Eliezer was its usual busy self, and I peaked through the dress shops and then the food stores, supplies purchased I headed home.


My Beloved was collected around 8pm for an evening at the port, BBQ and football was the order of the day, I decided to stay home, too much testosterone down their for my liking, I spent my evening chatting with Issy, and Lou Lou catching up on the gossip from home, watching Lydia walking on facetime, sooo cute. I have no idea what time My Beloved returned but I do know I spent all bloody night slapping his knees as he kept putting them in positions he shouldn't have, tomorrow I will probably slap him harder for keeping me awake most of the night!!!!!!!