The Simpsons

Last night My Beloved arrived back to the hotel earlier than expected, but unfortunately not because he was running into my arms, he was trying to track down a Dutch man, well I think he was Dutch, his name was Bart he could of been a Simpson for all I know. Hard day of graft and obviously those five weeks spent at home preparing for our move have been very quickly forgotten, but My Beloved did role over in bed and say that this is the longest amount of time we have every had in each others company, and we shared that time with our beautiful children and wonderful friends, it has been the best of times and we are very lucky.

When the poor man was through with his work which was nearer to 8pm we took ourselves off for a stroll, 'I'M ALIVE' I now have a mobile and loads of data, but I'm now an Orange, I'm really not sure how I feel about this change, there is the colour for a start, doesn't exactly match my eyes, and then there is the cellulite, who needs it, who wants it, why do I have to be Orange........ I keep reminding myself I'm really an apple, and although the shape is not good at least the skin is smooth.

The lovely man in the shop, took out my old micro Sim, and cut me a new one, all very technical, we had to use Garry's key fob to poke the Sim out, but it worked and then the man even put the credit on for me, well honestly I only know one word of Hebrew, and Orange use dozens of them just to set the phone up, whats a girl supposed to do but hand over the phone to her new BFF and say 'preeeeese can you do it'.

I have been asked by the Madhouse of Alvah to teach them something about Israel every time I blog, so here goes.  

'Israel, is the 100th smallest country, with less than 1/1000th of the world's population, it can make claim to the following:Israel has the highest ratio of university degrees to the population in the world.'

'Israeli scientists developed the first fully computerised, no-radiation, diagnostic instrumentation for breast cancer'.

Shalom is a Hebrew word meaning peace, completeness, and welfare and can be used for both Hello and Goodbye, I'm trying my very best to get used to saying it.

So there you have it three things about Israel to keep the Madhouse happy.



9th January The Demonic Ones Birthday. Today I woke because My Beloved was twitching, now this wasn't his usual I'm on the motorbike flying twitch, it was more like when you see a dog sleeping and it starts dreaming, I nudged the poor sleepy man, and he mumbled something in-comprehensive, so I asked him to repeat it, apparently he claims he was running........................... he is gonna be knackered today.



So early breakfast, this is the new regime, breakfast with My Beloved and then coffee in the Business Lounge, I have been rebooting the phone, adjusting the numbers, and trying to teach myself my new mobile number, it's not working, I now have an idiot sticker attached to my purse.  The weather is very Scottish again, well wet but warm, really not good for a girl who had to get all her hair cut off, I didn't sleep in the bath last night, I slept in a grow-bag with the vain hope that by the summer I will have curly locks again... So exploring it is today, I walked up to the bank again, as that ₪500 turned out to be £84.21 pfft, and most of that went on my new sim and credit. But at least I'm learning about the money, which maybe isn't a good idea, the Frizz Ease serum I use for my hair will have to be replaced with something far, far cheaper, £20.00 a tube just doesn't cut it. And as I said to Buba Mumma before I left SHE WILL have to bring a case full when she visits. I took a stroll around The Carmel today, and found lots of nice shops and bars, I mooched around and through the houses on the way back, its amazing being on Mt Carmel, well on this side anyway, I can always get my bearings by looking for the Dan Panorama Hotel, which happens to be twin towered, and lucky for me just along the road from The Crowne Plaza.



Oh p.s. Did I mention I bought another new handbag with my Shekels from my Mummy-In-Law today, it was a bargain, I needed it so I bought it. enough said.

Our Home

The Crowne Plaza

Dan Panorama my Landmark incase I get lost.

cant see the Crowne on this shot its right a bit.