Why So Serious

I woke early with My Beloved and set about sorting out clothes and hanging space, and washing and all such chores Housewives have to do, I then made the fatal mistake of calling Hot to once again sync my TV in the bedroom, 40 minutes later and my frustration point was almost bubbling over into full blown hysteria, I then tried to hang the washing on my fancy gadget thing out the back, another fail, I couldn't get the thing to drop into place on both ends, one end would drop into place and the other would pop out. Next I tried to take the end off the hose from the water pipe, it was on so tight I couldn't get it unscrewed. another fail. One fail to many and that was me bubbling like a baby, obviously not as well as I think I am.


I decided to take myself and my trolley up the road and get some lunch, I settled on Giraffe and their nurturing Chicken soup, which as mentioned before is enough for two very hungry people, well unless your name is Darren apparently. The young lady warned me it was large, and I said 'its ok I will take the rest home'. So my soup hit the spot, with its floating chicken wontons and vegetables, so I decided to go buy the new hose I was needing regardless of the fact that I couldn't get the end off our tap, luckily for me the new one comes with an adaptor for both sizes of taps, so I bought my new hose which was then too big for my new trolley bag, so I rested it on the trolley and walked it home, along with furniture pads for the tables and chairs as the sound of the furniture scraping is ear splitting on tiles.


The afternoon was spent sorting the hose, which miraculously came of the wall with ease, the trees and flowers got a sprinkle and then it was time to start preparing a list for food shopping, I never did get that list finished Itzhak turned up with a spare set of keys for the front gate and the front door, which did I mention I locked myself out of the other day, I did this with the key in my hand!! luckily for me the moving man managed to get it open for me and I was able to get back in the house phew. I now leave the patio door open until I leave the house completely........


My Beloved arrived at the gate, I would like to say house but Itzhak had locked the gate on his way out and My Beloved was on the wrong side, so I let him in.  He showered and we took ourselves off to the Home Centre (B&Q) food shopping and lighting and tape to stop the leak on the tap to the hose due to the tap being crossed threaded, we found all the lights for the house except the bedroom ceiling ones in all rooms then we were so late we left the food shopping and headed home, I had also purchased a set of steps as the kitchen cupboards are built for someone without my restrictions.


We took our supper in The Bear Bar and I had Fillet Migon and My Beloved the Classic Shrimp, I'm still having trouble with the garlic just now, and My Beloved's had been bathed in it, but both of our dishes were lovely and although I was not the best of company we had a pleasant evening.