Thursday, December 20, 2012

One shouldn't poison guests

Today I was expecting a very pregnant visitor so I shot out to buy milk and soya milk for the cappuccino's before said visitor arrived.

I had already beasted my butt off at the gym, I know it was beasted because it was bitching every time I changed position, all the same I ignored it.

My lovely visitor Julie arrived 9 months pregnant and a delight, so I set about making her a cappuccino, I was just starting to make my own when she said her coffee tasted sour, I picked up the milk and shook it, and I have to say it did feel heavier than usual, I then poured some out, nope the milk wasn't off - it was yogurt, I had made this poor girl a coffee and frothed the yogurt to within an inch of its sourness! Enough to say she will be sniffing everything I serve her in future, why would you put the milk next to the pouring yogurt in the chiller for gods sakes, don't these people know I DON'T READ HEBREW, it's all milk to me........

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