Monday must be time to start the diet then

Why is it when you decide to go on a diet it happens to be the same time your body decides it has not had enough sustenance possibly forever. My Beloved is hitting the cardio hard, and I have to say it's not pretty, he now shuffles as he walks, and being the most nimble of the two of us we now find he his tripping up regularly, this is probably due to his shins being sore from all his hill climb workouts, and being unable to lift his ickle feet.  Personally I don't really care what it is, I'm just happy to be the one that remains upright for a change, I love it.

Last night we decided to take ourselves out to the new cafe restaurant around the corner for a drink, what a lovely place it was, I think I may well have found my local, the waitress kept trying to tempt me with her sweet delights but I held fast and stuck with my coffee and Zero, My Beloved had an americano but both of us then took acid on the way home, this being healthy can be quite painful, I could have been the tomatoes in the chilli I made that did it, offft all I know is it was rather sickening, think I may give tomatoes a miss for a while.