Tie Me Wheelie Bin Down Son

Woke this morning around 5.30am not a bad nights sleep considering.  The Little Princes were delivered to HMPrison services just before nine to start their day release, most people get day release out of HMPrison services but these two get released into the HMPrison services every day, whether they behave or not, its the law, they will stay there until they have learned their lessons, should get finished when they are around 18.  Lets hope they are reformed characters by then.

So My Beloved and I having all day to ourselves, and not having been able to travel any great distance since the snow arrived took ourselves off to Aberdeen.  Oh did I mention that the snow has thawed considerably, thus making driving conditions suitable for a fat arsed car... ops sorry fat wheeled car.  Sports tyres are great to look at, but crap in the snow.

So we parked accordingly and our first stop was Prat e Mingy for a waaay to strong cup of sludge and a nibble. Then we hit the shops fueled by our high levels of caffiene, we took Aberdeen by storm, no sooner had My Beloved turned his back than I had rung up a rather hefty bill at Boots, did I need more make-up to replace the make-up I threw out a few days ago. YES I did, I now have it on good authority from not one but three Beautifiers, that I have good skin, two were friends and the other was on commision, so none of their opinions really count, anyway me and my good skin got cleaned, primed, and coloured up to a rather fetching apparently Dewy Beige, BEIGE who the hell wants to admit to being BEIGE, its almost as bad as being MAGNOLIA, and I should know I have done every shade of MAGNOLIA possible but only on my walls. I've got everything from Illuminating to firming and smoothing to translucent and moisturizing bronzer, god if I ever figure out how to shovel this stuff on and in which order, I'm gonna be smoking........... or maybe just a little warm.

A shade of Beige!!

We took ourselves off to Hamdebens, as we had been given a voucher from some very Special friends recently, we decided that we would check out the Kitchen Dept, especially as My Beloved has killed our Wok with his torturous antics using the tongs, so we are now the very proud owners of a superduper non stick (yeah right) WOK, and that being said we also purchased new silicon utensils to shovel the Woks contents when required, I thought the Barbie Pink took our the colour of his eyes.  I have had to threaten to beat him with said Barbie tools should he ever use metal on my, ops I mean our new wok.

The wind has started to get a little fiesty and having inmates to collect we decided to head home, and thankfully one of the neighbours had saved our wheelie bin from travelling too far away from its home, and tied it to the fence.  It took quite a while to get the wheelie bin from the fence to the back of the house, not attactive crawling on your hands and knees dragging a black bucket behind you. Candles have been purchased in case the electric goes out, although I don't know how they will help to power the TV. And please god don't let the Sky dish take off, I would be devastated to see it go so close to us leaving it behind.

I have recently noticed that taking medications can, and sometimes does resolve one condition but can invariably lead to other conditions, having used Co-Codamol before I know the conditions or side effects this medication can cause, and it's not pleasant.  My Beloved is struggling just now with his Dickyfenics, but I can't help but laugh at him once again, having lived with My Beloved for almost 6 years, I have had to suffer his regularity on a daily basis, envy is not strong enough for how I feel about his daily habits and constitutional regularity, so I can't help but laugh myself silly when having taken his Dickyfenics he is bunged up like a bunged up thing. What makes this even funnier is I mentioned to him prior to his recent Doctors visit not to get Co-Codamol because of their unsavoury effects on your constitution.  He has asked for a pressure ring to sit on to help with his pressure, and we are not talking blood pressure.

I'm blogging early because I am out tonight with more friends and I have already typed to much information for one day.  Should I not show up for blogging tomorrow please send out a search party, as I obviously haven't eaten enough to weigh me down, and may need rescuing from someone or others roof.