Sicker than a sick thing

Well I think I have finally managed to convince My Beloved Husband that he is not allergic to everything he eats, it is in fact the amount and type of food he eats, and then washes it down with what ever brew comes to hand, generally white but sometimes red.  No Garry you do not have the constitution of an ox, you do not have food poisoning, you are slowly turning your stomach toxic, just because it's Christmas does not mean you can eat crap all day and all night WTF......

My Beloved loves Christmas,why? because he believes that he has free reign to eat and drink what ever he wants, but it comes to something when he steals settlers tums from an expectant Mother for his acid indigestion, and then has the nerve to moan that they taste like chalk.

Today was lunch with the girls and chit chat, then off to the Post Office for some redirection.  Then off to Banff for the Little Princes pick up, youngest Prince loves her super duper fast speed computer now we have fixed it, it only took us a year, we don't like to rush things.

I recently purchased some lovely tongs for My Beloved to use on our new wok, this is the wok that I had threatened him with death if he used metal tongs on it.  I knew when I purchased them I should have shown him how to release the tongs from the slidey catch, but no I decided he is a grown up and I had no need to worry.  I now need a new pair of tongs as yes because they wouldn't open he forced them breaking the slidey catch and rendering the tongs useless.......... 'But what am I supposed to use now ' I just looked at him scathingly.........................

Surf and turf in the house tonight, the Little Princes are such carnivores they get that from their Father, me I am still full from lunch and am hoping they have left me a sliver of something for my supper, but I don't think I will be needing if for a few hours yet.

Just a little thought that passed fleetingly through my mind today, if you don't like something don't do it, if you don't want to hear things stop listening, and if you don't want to read things adjust your settings, SIMPLES................. it is the season to be Jolly, Good will to all men and women.

Get your festive cheer on

Merry Bloody Christmas 

Ho Ho Ho!