Snotty Nose, and Panda Eyes

No sleep last night, I was either coughing, or drowning in snot, obviously if I'm not sleeping I don't see why anyone else should, so I just did the usual and started a conversation with the Beloved, initially I thought he had called me a 'prick' but no, he must have been dreaming about building us a house in Israel, because it was actually 'Brick'.  Luckily for him really because I would have clipped his ear.

The listings for the Mapa's are needing compiling, so today we have turned over, turned around, and lifted each electrical item on our itinerary.  Serial numbers listed-check, Model numbers-check, how the hell I'm going to individually assess my underwear draw and make-up draw I have no idea.  But today I have down sized, I have emptied the chests in the bedroom and thrown out more make-up than I would like to admit to.  I'm a horder, I admit it, I can't help it, but today I have thrown out about five black bags of stuff, ranging from make-up, to undies, to work-out gear, to tanning creams - definitley won't be needing that in Israel. The Beloved stripped furniture from the Little Prince's rooms, trouble is having downsized his garage, he has thrown out his best 'break and smash hammer', have you ever noticed when you throw something out, the very next week you wish you hadn't.  It was two days with the Beloved, that will teach him.

We have been advised that all Kitchen Knives are classed as dangerous weapons and as such are not permitted for import.  How the hell am I going to cut up my Neep when I get to Israel with no Knives, and not even a break and smash hammer.  What if they don't have Neeps in Israel? I can just see us asking all the guys coming in to bring us Neeps along with the bottles of Whisky we will be ordering.

Have you ever tried packing when your nose refuses to stop dripping, you cannot pack and keep your head tilted at he same time, it's not physically possible, so once again I have resorted to stuffing tissue up my nose to stem the flow.  But just when you sort one problem another occurs, the sneezes have arrived.  And now in true Turner and Hooch style I am covering every stationary item with gunk.

Ok I've run out of steam, my get up and go left the building.  The nose is no longer running, well that's not strictly true, it's still running, I just care anymore.  Those multipack tablets My Beloved purchased are drying my brain up nicely, Now I no longer care that my keyboard is wet with snot, and my ears are ringing from the coughing fit I have been suffering, I feel all tingly inside, think its time to check the instructions on the label, I may be over dosing accidently.....................