No sleep for me again, knackered.com, I have decided even sniffing a bottle of wine ruins my much needed beauty sleep, so instead of drinking or sniffing, Im just gonna bathe in it, surely I will sleep if it goes on topically.
Dyna rod, British Gas, and the Mapa's today. Firstly Dyno Rod, now we don't need rodding (much) but we do need our favourite powder room to flush when required, instead of having to get all family members to apply plentiful pressure all at once to insist that the flush flushes. The lovely Dyno Man called to say the engineer, well I think that's what you call a man that deals with poo all day, would be out between 1pm and 10pm.......I don't think so I'm going oot, so we have rearranged for another day, not tomorrow I might add because as I pointed out I might be recovering from bathing in my wine.Mapa's next, now we were warned that it may take between 1-3 hours for the survey to be completed, ha seeing as we are taking nowt he was in and out in 30 mins, delighted. On to British gas due to arrive between 12 - 6 pm, 1 pm and the call came through, we will be with you in 15 mins. What a great day we are having. Shame I had to cancel my bloody nails to accommodate these workies, grrrr.
My Beloved was dead chuffed when he saw the garage today, and decided to continue along the 'lets throw everything out' route. Now I love that I have a Husband who is most peoples idea of a Domestic God, BUT what I find irritating is than when he decides to clear out he always starts with my stuff, my cupboards, my paperwork, my utensils, so even with the aid of ear plugs I still couldn't drown him out, I tried turning the music up, but he just rose above it. I've never been so grateful to see the Gas man, with him in the house my Beloved came to a stand still, and my ears stopped bleeding.
Off to the bulb shop we popped, bulb was purchased, and we then had to wait, and wait and wait, the school brigade, bad timing on our part. So we sat and sat, but the entertainment was amusing, Mz Dee should concentrate on her driving as she clattered straight into the car in front, what an affront, right in front of the school kids, and the bus drivers and us. Luckily all was well with the car in front, and the gentleman, because thats what he was, just checked his car, and waved her away with a smile. Mz Dee's passenger, couldn't get her head out of her hands, well I think it was a female, all I saw was a mop of hair.
Buba was visited and cuddled and kissed, and I even brushed his head, I would like to say hair, but there just isn't enough there just yet. Cuddles, coffee, kisses in that order, then its back out the door and off to the ornament shop, now I say ornament because what I have purchased for my hair could not pass as a clip because its huuuage. And the ornaments purpose is to remind me and others I am in fact female, despite the lack of hair, can't leave the house without make-up these days, most people don't recognise me, and looking like a man is not an option, so plaster applied at all times, and now a bauble applied to head.
I'm dressed and primped, and the sexy boots are on, its going to be difficult bathing in wine at the Legion, but I could always get a bowl under the table and place my feet in it, obviously minus the sexy boots, and hope that I can topically ingest enough wine to keep me well oiled for the evening. I will report back on how successful this has been tomorrow.
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