Well the text came through, my sofa's new owners would be arriving around 11.30, quick peek around the house, moved mess tidied clothes and made my house presentable, why do I worry it was Mr new sofa owner who arrived, men notice nothing but boobs and footie, and I cannot contend on either level...
So 11.30 arrived as did Mr new sofa owner, with young teenage son in tow, last time I saw Mr new sofa owners young son he was just a toot, now he is 15 and growing into a man, have you ever noticed its other people's children that make you feel old. Not intentionally, they just remind us time stops for no man, or woman for that matter. Anyway back to the tale, we decided Yes yes, the sofa would fit into the people carrier it's just a matter of fitting the jigsaw into the correct order, but no danger the bookcase would fit, so that would have to stay in the garage for the next run. Bing bang bosh, money exchange for furniture everyone happy.
Next thing on the to-do list, visit Buba Olly , woohoo he was sleeping but he was duly passed across whilst Buba Daddy made the coffee, Buba Mummy arrived back from the Pretty Nails shoppie owned by Buba Auntie, with her pretty nails looking sparkly and lush. Buba Olly fed and then it was time for the grown ups to feed their rumbling bellies. Off we toddled to Celebrations, one pannini, two roast Turkey dinners later and all bellies were full. Lovely stroll around Turriff, which really didn't take long when you consider how small the town is, Buba Olly was rudely awakened by a horn blasting numpty, who received the waving fist award from Buba Daddy, and then it was off home for all for an evening of wine, beer and song, well it is Saturday and it would be rude not to watch X Factor.
Ps manoeuvring the conservatory furniture took a little bit of work, I don't remember the door frames being so small, so at least now I have a comfy seat to help my bottom keep spreading as evenly as it seems to want to, I keep thinking the pain in my back is due to the weight of my backside, or could it be from the constant jiggle on walking, I swear sitting down has little effect on the jiggling for at least 5 full minutes.
