My fingers are frozen to the keypad

Obviously I did not get up early enough yesterday, because today I was woken by the neighbour warming her car, and scraping her windscreen, brrrr its chilly out there.  I did a quick check on the google before I put feet to floor and yes its zero out there, so feet stayed in the bed ten more minutes whilst I plucked up some dutch courage.

Well the dutch courage didn't make me any warmer when I eventually snuck out of bed, but the cozy halogen heater did, that and my milky coffee, and a quick window wash fairly built the heat up..

Remind me again who I have to kick in the shins, yes shins I said, we should have been moved to our new Country by now, but no we are having to wait until after Christmas and New year, (secretly quite glad but shhh).

Please, please don't let it snow before we leave, I think I would cry if I have to suffer one more winter like the last couple, I'm not built for snow, I have small feet, therefore, I have a decreased centre of gravity and find myself horizontal regularly, I have extremities that obviously are too extreme as they are always frozen solid, even when covered in numerous layers. I had curls last year, have you ever tried to wear a hat with curls, let me tell you, sitting in the local eating establishment with your hat on when all around you are

View out the back 2010

de-robing makes you feel like a real ninny. It's not that you can not take your hat off, more like you dare not, my curls would resemble the shape of my hat for the rest of the day, not attractive.

Poor Weeping Willow 2010

This year I have gone for the short back and sides, yes I resemble a rather girlish looking man, but its necessity and easy to keep.  Should it decide to behave itself and go curly again, Im forked, well and truly, because being this short with the curl, man its gonna get ugly.  Especially if you add the heat of Israel into the equation.  With my new suntan I will resemble Michael Jackson before he was white...

Michael Mather