Thursday, November 24, 2011

If your tired and you know it go to bed

Another Sleepless night, and this time not spent with Perry, but numerous Christmas movies, you have to love Christmas if only for sentimental movies they programme on the TV for you.  Gonna have to check out when The Grinch is on because it wouldn't be Christmas without a bit of Whoville.
Narrator;     And the more the Grinch thought of what Christmas would bring, the more the Grinch thought... 
The Grinch; I must stop this whole thing! 
The Grinch; Why, for year after year I've put up with it now. I must stop this Christmas from coming... but how? 


Still got my nervous tic, no American hands have reached out for me yet, I wonder if Thanksgiving has shortened their arms. Or maybe having eaten too much Turkey they are unable to roll out of their beds and into the office. Fingers crossed for Monday and a phone call.


My Beloved still has no date for coming home, although he has booked his flight for 1st December, mainly because losing a limb is not something he is keen to suffer, especially after already trying to loose a leg and a hand in America.  We are hoping that he will be home before the 1st, but as it is already the weekend in Israel he definitely won't be home before Sunday. 


We are going to have to get used to Thursday being the New Friday and Saturday being the New Sunday.  What is crazy about our new weekends will be the fact that it really turns everything on its head, especially when you think, that the rest of the world Celebrates Sunday on Sunday, that means we will have a three day weekend. I think I'm gonna like living in Israel.  Sun, sea, my Beloved on tap and a three day weekend oh the joys.  And lets not forget the Israeli Wine, oh yes its lush.


Oh me me, the local crazies are going to be out in force this weekend, its the start of the Christmas festivities, I must remember my camera, so that I can snap those wonderful moments when you really wished nobody had a camera.  I wonder who I will catch with their tongue down the wrong persons neck, or the lassie crying in her drink again, because no-one understands her, or the guy who really can't take no for an answer, and believes his charms will bowl you over, when really all you want to do is knock him over.  I love the crazies, high five to the crazies, my world wouldn't be the same without them, it's where I belong, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Of course that could just be the flushes.


More of my belongings left the premisses today, and if the weather is not to bad tomorrow I might attack the garage again,  My Beloved wont recognise it, even if I don't get around to it tomorrow........ Dang I just remembered I have a breakfast meeting with Blondie tomorrow, and a lunch viewing of Casa Kirkhill, looks like the garage may have to wait, shame..


There is currently a man in the house, admittedly I have had to employ him to get him here, and he will probably want paying too, but there is something welcoming about tools being dropped and screws being screwed, generally so tight you have to re-employ someone to undo them.  I recently had to get a young woodworker to turn on my tap in the utility room, because My Beloved turns everything off, but does he have to give everything that extra screw. Just one more seems to be his motto.


MHM please would it not be quicker to say yes, WTF now that I like and so much politer that actually saying WTF, LMFAO I'm sexy and I know it, wiggle wiggle, that one will never be the same again, just cant get the afro haired speedo wearing singer out of my brain, but thankfully a young beautiful redhead I know has recently changed my perspective on the dance routine and I thank her mother for posting the clip on FB. 4COL really could you not just say *****cks, and this little cracker 53X why the hell would you replace one three letter word with another if you wanna say 53X just say it.











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