Monday once again, but not the one I was expecting

Today is in fact the 14th November and not 21st as I believed, and have believed for the past few days, Im not quite sure how I had managed to gallop through a whole week faster than the rest of the world, but there I was in my bed completely bewildered as to my missing week. Was it really missing, as it appeared I was behind and not in front of the date I believed myself to be waking up to.....

The day was confusing enough without a quiet squeak that occurred every time I walked passed the spare room. I call it spare only because its not used for sleeping, just collecting items to be transported to Israel in our container. As the day progressed the noise became such that it was deafening, and I was in fear of receiving a noise abatement order from the Local Authority, so I decided I could no longer stand the ironing screaming from its hidy hole, nor the threat of Solicitors letters from the locals, best I get on with it and clear the noisy backlog.  One hour later, having ironed every last item of clothing, and given myself a steam facial in the process, I thought it best I got dressed, having already upset the postie opening the door in my PJ's. Luckily for me, the postie is an old friend, and having met when she attended my Aerobics classes, she really has seen me in worse states.

OCD, now with this condition, cleanliness can be an issue, not me, housework blah, remove glasses, take out lenses, house clean easy! My OCD is Skimmed milk and peanuts, having not drank milk for the last 18 years I now find myself drinking at least a litre a day, obviously I have to add a couple of heaped spoons of coffee for taste, so it really is no wonder I don't sleep, I am now working on the placebo test, I don't tell myself when I add a spoon of decaf, so now I don't know that I get a spoon of coffee WITH a spoon of decaf, it wont take me long to catch on though, I'm quite sharp.

My Beloved told me an interesting story last night, he has been unable to get his air conditioning to work in his room, and as the temperature is around 22 he has been struggling just a touch, but only when he is sleeping, his air con is now blowing out hot air.  So my Beloved informs our Nats, he tells her the air con in his room is broken, Our Nats smiles at him and says ' Yes Garry that is because it is winter, the hotel is now on winter settings'........

This was the solution to the Winter settings.

Poor Garry decided that he would rather sweat than be deafened by the noise of his new air conditioning unit.

Oh yeah I forgot, Peanuts, I have no idea why I have become obsessed with the salty little buggers, but my diet regime consists of Skimmed milk, and salted peanuts, interspersed with slices of ham, and people wonder why I eat out alot, and can usually be found in the local coffee establishment reading some novel or other.