I am now crinkle free, thanks mainly to Who Nu, Im pink around the gills but ready to hit the party circuit, but not today eh!! no make-up allowed, Jezzzo large scrarf wrapped around face me thinks. My toes are sparkly and no longer the length of talons, I will now be able to walk upright and heel to toe, instead of bent forward with scrunched toes, I swear I could have picked up a pin from the floor with them scrunched up babies.
The Beloved has now passed his obligatory driving test, not his Israeli one, his work one, before he is allowed to drive the works car, I say drive, what I mean is drive it anywhere he pleases, rather than around the port as he has been doing. Safety, Safety, Safety..... that said we have to remember he did hit a bus that time they let him take the car out of the port, and although the dent was small, the paperwork was plenty full. Really, how do you explain that a bus leapt out from the wrong side of the road, whilst you were sitting on the wrong side of the car.....

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