Saturday, March 23, 2013

Naked and Gym two words that should not go together

Most of my day was spent trawling the streets looking for clothing, well when in Rome do like the Romans, when in Cyprus you shop like a Brit, a very deprived Brit...

The weather took a turn for the worse today, so much so that shops were closing early due to the fact that things were flying and it was becoming dangerous out there, I had to curtail my shopping as staying upright was becoming an issue, so I headed for the hotel and the gym.

I was doing my HIIT minding my own business, taking no notice of the guy next to me, when I suddenly remembered where I had seen him before, it was his shorts that gave it away, I was actually admiring them, not because of any deviant reasons you understand, but because I was thinking 'they would look nice on me', anyway last time I saw him was in November when we were staying here and nothing has changed much, same shorts, same stupid exercises and the Piece de resistance,  the T shirt was removed, oh dear god what is it with these people, firstly the Russian in the bikini, and now a Greek who obviously thinks he is Adonis, but actually he is more like Pee wee Herman.  I'm sorry but what is the need to remove your shirt when working out, I almost had a convulsion on my bike, but managed to steady myself until he left, if your gonna prance around the gym "please keep fully clothed", I appreciate good form as much as the next person, but I still wouldn't want to work out even after Brad Pitt semi naked had sweated over the machines jeeeeez, and this Greek was no Brad Pitt.

We made our way across the road for supper, it was as far as we could get due to severe wind, not ours you understand, the weather had really bolstered and keeping an upright stance was even harder than this afternoon, our supper was delicious although My Beloved is starting to complain as I keep stealing his meat, and he is left with the carbs, well thats what getting married is all about 'sharing', and I will share his meat and he will deal with it......

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