Saturday, October 06, 2012

Does My Bum Look Sore in this

Well since my last blog I have taken quite a turn for the worse, the gym and swim sessions have obviously started to work as I now find myself unable to walk in an altogether upright position, and my feet just seem to slide along the floor as any impact through the legs creates a rippling effect of pain up my legs, the aches in my upper torso are no better, having sat in the car the other evening, with keys in hand, imagine my surprise when I found myself incapacitated by my own body weight, as you know the seat is on the wrong side of the car, but I found myself with my right hand which was holding the keys was behind my back and trapped, and for some reason inexplicable to myself I had thrown myself into the car but obviously tried to leave my arm on the outside, this I could understand if it was in fact in front of my body, but behind it? what is that all about? The worst thing about it is that I didn't just do it the once, the second time I had to enlist My Beloved's help to retrieve my arm as I was completely stuck. On pondering this conundrum I am beginning to think that my arm believes itself to be in the UK and is actually reaching for the car door to shut it!!!!!


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